- 2nd
- 07:04 pm
When in America, do as the Romans did.
- 8 comments
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- 3rd
- 04:30 am
I hate reruns.
- 5 comments
05:07 amMiscellany is what used to be called commonplace - an engaging collection of random factoids.
- 27 comments
06:18 amNo, I said "catch up," not "Ketchup," which is really spelled, "catsup."
- 44 comments
- 5th
- 09:16 am
Painting paisly pasties is not a profitable pastime.
- 18 comments
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- 7th
- 11:06 am
Have you no decency, Watson? Put your pipe back in!
- 8 comments
11:19 amThe best Garfield comic to grace the eyes of the world in twenty years.
- 5 comments
11:24 amMy interests aren't even my own and they want to give me new ones.
- 6 comments
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- 10th
- 12:42 pm
The barber can give you a haircut, the carpenter can take you out to lunch.
- 15 comments
- 11th
- 05:37 am
Perpendicular is just a frame of mind.
- 43 comments
11:58 pmApocalypse means revelation and it's not a self-fulfilling prophesy.
- 31 comments
- 12th
- 01:16 pm
Happy Valentine's Day, my Love!
- 44 comments
02:20 pmspark word panic
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- 13th
- 06:28 am
Technically, the lightning thundered and not vice versa.
- 8 comments
08:28 amNice used to mean foolish and ignorant and pretty can mean terrible.
- 33 comments
08:35 pmI found intelligent life in outer space and all I got was this subject heading.
- 2 comments
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- 14th
- 12:01 am
The moon landings weren't fake, they really took place in my backyard sandbox.
- 14 comments
01:01 pmI am new here and I thought bodhi was the tree of enlightenment.
- 12 comments
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- 17th
- 01:57 pm
Even the aquariums are doing credit checks for amphibians.
- 40 comments
- 19th
- 05:27 pm
Honkow looslom pistuletson microfissures? NEVER!
- 51 comments
- 20th
- 05:21 pm
Our President has a small request for us.
- 7 comments
11:04 pmWhere all the bad shirts go...
- 50 comments
- 21st
- 01:06 am
...in which I begin one thought and finish in a completely different place than I intended.
- 18 comments
- 24th
- 10:41 pm
Alphabet in Jehosephat
- 9 comments
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- 25th
- 03:45 pm
It's like nude Scrabble, but not.
- 8 comments
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- 26th
- 11:26 pm
Parsnips, the other, other green meat.
- 9 comments
- 27th
- 12:19 pm
No raspberry tarts were harmed in the making of these icons.
- 29 comments
11:49 pmOne by one, I drowned all the people I had been. I was cleansed. You are free.
- 8 comments
- 28th
- 01:39 am
Where is my jet pack, my robotic companion, my dinner in pill form, my cure for this disease?
- 58 comments
03:23 amThere was a man holding a megaphone, he must have been the voice of God.
- 14 comments
- 29th
- 07:58 am
It was a spectacle, no I mean a miracle.
- 22 comments
- 30th
- 12:15 pm
A post not related to anything going on in my life, but I wanted to share it anyway.
- 27 comments
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01:55 pmEveryone poops, but some shit stinks more than others.
- 12 comments
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05:58 pmNew beginning are like birth without all the mess.
- 24 comments
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- 31st
- 01:12 am
Visual stimulation is required for refinement of ON and OFF pathways in postnatal retina.
- 11 comments
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03:24 amIcons are for the birds. And mountains, and lakes, and tribal people.
- 19 comments
04:22 pmFool me once... uh, you see, you can't get fooled again.
- 14 comments
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