HOLY BABY, BATMAN!

[jackshoegazer]

Jesus Spotted in Ultrasound

(From WTVG-ABC TOLEDO, OHIO), May 3, 2005 — Mother's Day is less than a week away and one Toledo mother has a special and spiritual story to share.

At 5lbs. 1oz., 3-day-old Aaliyah is a big blessing to her mom and dad. The proud parents say they received a sign she is special in an ultrasound photo taken about a month ago. After taking a closer look at the ultrasound they say there's an image of Jesus Christ in it. It's an image mom and dad say they can see in two of the ultrasound images taken that day.

Now my question is this: Regardless of whether this is a divine sign or whatever, there has been a significant increase in sighting of pictures like this.. Jesus in pizza and ultrasounds, Mary on overpass walls and grilled cheese, et cetera. Now, is this really an increase, or is it a product of media saturation?

Thanks for the link, moonshinekat.

Comments

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

the more i look at it the more it starts to look like david koresh...

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

If you tilt your head to the right a little, it looks like a shark jumping over a loaf of bread.

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

the funny thing is the "baby" doesnt look like a baby

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a DEMON!

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

satan is bigger than jesus

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Well Jesus was just a guy, whomay or may not have been the manifestation of Lord Jehova (YAHWEH!). Satan is the manifestation of all evil in the Universe. Those are two VERY different things.

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

evil wins cuz its bigger

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Nah, it all cancels out. Nothing spectacular.

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

damn

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's all balanced, like Tao. Like chess, both sides have the same number of pieces. As soon as one side wins, they start playing all over again.

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

but with the intent on beating the other...how ironic

[tekelili.livejournal.com]

I don't see the baby. . .but, I *do* see Jesus, heh. And some brocolli.

[gutzilla.livejournal.com]

The thing that always gets me is that we don't know what Jesus actually looked like, so at best it's just a manifestation of some guy with long hair. Maybe this whole time it's just been a hippie called Dave appearing in stuff.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

And if Jehova was so much against graven images, wouldn't it be kinda odd for his one and only Son to be engraving his image everywhere?

So you must be right! It IS Dave, Dave the Graven Image Hippie. I thought I had thwarted him once and for all when I had him banished to travel with Phish. Damn him!

[matt120.livejournal.com]

Looks more like on of the Bee Gees.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Yup, the hippies must have a monopoly on Jesus appearances. There's probably some unemployment agency somewhere thats like, "Hey we need a Jesus sighting... Dave, Dave the hippie, you're up. Here's $20 and some peace and love, now go show up in this lady's uterus."

[antarcticlust.livejournal.com]

I can't believe that's a third trimester ultrasound. You can see more in the second trimester than you can in that thing.

And Jesus wasn't white.

And, damn it all, why the fuck did this make the news?!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Because no one wants to know what's going on in the wrold, what nefarious tragedies our government is enacting overseas... Americans want to see Jesus on subways and ultrasounds!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

hehe, you're right he wasn't white... apparently he was a light grainy brown color ;)

[3starsinmyeyes.livejournal.com]

I can only hope that when I have children, jesus shows up in my uterus to be photographed...

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

In Revelations, Jesus is supposed to come back on a horse, carrying a sword. Why the fuck does he keep making these little guest appearances in silly places? What is this, like the Where's Waldo version of the Apocalypse??

[3starsinmyeyes.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure you want the honest answer to that...

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I ALWAYS want the honest answer.

It's one of my biggest flaws.