A man touched my scrotum today.

[jackshoegazer]

I just got back from my physical. I have an average pulse and average blood pressure. My hearing is good, my tonsils are good. My eyes are fine, my glands are fine. I don't have a hernia or testicular cancer. I'm overweight by about ten pounds. I'm going to get my cholesterol checked and some moles looked at, but my doctor is not concerned. I am ridiculously healthy. I think it's the beard. It keeps me happy and healthy. I think I'll refrain from trimming it between now and spring.

On a side note, my doctor, whom I'd only met today, remarked that we have the exact same birthday except he's one year older than me. I hope I didn't look too shocked because holy hell, he looked at least ten, maybe fifteen years older than me. When I was fourteen and fifteen, I cursed the Universe for making me look so young. I could still get into films then for the kiddie price. Now, I am so glad I look young for my age. Except when strangers think that I and my sixteen-year old son (who looks older than his years) are lovers. That's awkward.

Comments

[screwthepast.livejournal.com]

Gosh, too awkward. Now I'm nearly 30, I am delighted that I look so young, though it was only in the last few years that I became thus delighted!

[jesuslovesbono.livejournal.com]

i like your icon...

[gislebertus.livejournal.com]

And you paid him to touch it! Pervert!

[scarbaby.livejournal.com]

Heh. That was one of the most compelling subject lines I've read in a while.

I'm glad you're doing so well!

It's a funny thing about your looks not matching your age. I'm always pleased when someone who looks younger than me is actually older.

[jesuslovesbono.livejournal.com]

you and your son? oy...awkward indeed

[thatotherashley.livejournal.com]

Reverse situation for me. Me and my other half get mistaken for siblings all the time. Freaky.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine and his partner once went to meet John Waters and Waters looked back and forth at the two of them for an uncomfortably long period of time and finally declared, "UNCANNY!" Which was all he said.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

P.S. Welcome aboard! How'd you stumble into this corner if the internet, if you don't mind me asking?

[thatotherashley.livejournal.com]

I was on LJ for about 7 years, but have been reluctant to post recently because I've been uninspired. So I set up a new account and have been just hitting up communities all over the place and clicking on people's profiles if they seemed interesting. (This includes you)