Not an alarm clock...

[jackshoegazer]

Last night at 3am, I was awoken by someone yelling, "Yeah, keep on walking you crazy egotistical bitch!"

The crazy egotistical bitch replied, "I'm egotistical?!"

"Yeah, what the fuck is your problem? You're mad at me for spending time with my friend on his birthday."

"Why can't you see it from my perspective? Can't you see it hurts me when you spend time with your friends? Why do you do this to me?"

Then they both went back inside.

Comments

[sliding-doors.livejournal.com]

"Why can't you see it from my perspective? Can't you see it hurts me when you spend time with your friends? Why do you do this to me?"

isn't that the definition of "crazy egotistical bitch"?

[irishspongie.livejournal.com]

Self-awareness is a wonderful thing!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

It's conversations like this one that make me sad and think the majority of people deserve to be sweat-shop wage-slaves to the transnational corporate masters.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Uh, yup :)