Why isn't there a species of being whose entire purpose is to stare at the back of my eyelids?

[jackshoegazer]

Jacquelyn took this picture of Ethan at the corn maze over the weekend.  I futzed with it:



I futzed with myself as well:



A note on the weird: several items of Jacquelyn's clothes have vanished lately.  A hoodie, a shirt, and two pair of yoga pants.  I know some washers & dryers eat socks, but this is silly.

Comments

[fortepiano.livejournal.com]

*psst* I took them.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Grrr! Jacquelyn wants them back! I'm getting the blame for it! Like *I* can control what the washer decides to have for a snack - sheesh!

[fortepiano.livejournal.com]

Well, actually, I rigged the washer. It's really simple; there's an interdimensional portal in the drain. If you want them back the ransom money starts at 500K for each piece.

[nonbeast.livejournal.com]

ahh, corn mazes are fun.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I didn't go, unfortunately. I had to write a paper on dirty coal-burning power plants :P

[natural-path.livejournal.com]

Is that how you actually feel?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

It's kind of chilly in here, so I feel kind of goospimply.

[natural-path.livejournal.com]

I meant what you captured in your self portrait.
do you actually feel like that, or is it just aesthetics?