Why isn't there a species of being whose entire purpose is to stare at the back of my eyelids?

[jackshoegazer]

Jacquelyn took this picture of Ethan at the corn maze over the weekend.  I futzed with it:



I futzed with myself as well:



A note on the weird: several items of Jacquelyn's clothes have vanished lately.  A hoodie, a shirt, and two pair of yoga pants.  I know some washers & dryers eat socks, but this is silly.