What the fuck does "without preconditions" even mean?

[jackshoegazer]

In the Land O' Bush, you must meet certain conditions or we won't even talk to you. They are under some illusion that not talking to America is a punishment and that all of these "bad" countries are just jealously slavering for an opportunity to talk to us. So, if they meet these conditions, then we may talk.

For instance: "Hey, Eye-ran, git rid of your entire nuke-u-lar program We know it's for bombs, so hey, Eye-ran, git rid of it, or we won't even talk to you."

To which Iran says, "Excuse me, America, but our program is for nuclear energy, we are not making nuclear weapons."

To which we respond with our fingers in our ears, "Nannny-nanny-boo-boo, I can't hear you! Ditch your nuke-u-lar ambitions first and then we can talk about it."

"But it's for peaceful energy, not.."

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"

That's preconditions. It's stupid and it doesn't work. It's the diplomatic equivalent of Cartman's "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

P.S. The Sarah Palin Disney Movie

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[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

OBAMA WOULD JUST GO INTO IRAN NAKED AND START HANDING OUT GUNS AND AMMO TO EVERYONE, THEN HE WOULD POO ON THE KORAN. I'M PRETTY SURE. THAT IS NOT WISE GOVERNMENT, HE IS A DANGEROUSLY INEXPERIENCED MAN.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure on Day One, they give Obama a nice little book with all the rules. Rule #8 is Don't Poo on the Koran. Whereas John McCain is older than written language and thus couldn't even read the rule book.