Needless to say, milk and cookies are not enough for this hungry Santa.

[jackshoegazer]

Even though my monitor is totally fucky, I made some icons anyway and you can see them, if you so desire, in the iconomicon.

Comments

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

step one: stop ignoring kat's advice.
step two: call brian
step three: get monitor

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

1) I already emailed him and he emailed me back.
2) See #1.
3) I can't afford a new one right now.

Thanks anyway :)

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

dear kat:

step one: stop assuming you know everything
step two: making a list is very condescending
step three: stop making an ass of yourself.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

dear jeremy;

1) semicolons rule
2) alphalfa only sounds good
3) the beatles say all you need is love
4) the beatles never had to breathe apparently

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

dear kiwikat;

1) semicolons rule indeed.
2) i still have an ulcer.
3) owie.
4) they also never ate or slept or went to the loo or for a ride in a lorry.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

dear dooblymoobles;

1) rulers rule and kings too.
2) if you add extra letters you can change your ulcer into an culckearloo, which is sure to be better than an ulcer.
3) chewie.
4) but they did go to the loo in a lorry.

[cherry-divinity.livejournal.com]

I rarely EVER do this..but I was going to see if ya wanted to be lj friends? I swear I don't bite..;) There just seem to be a lack of interesting people lately until you came around. (your icons say a lot about your humour..which I appreciate! :) )

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! Sign on the Jack Shoegazer Express! Actually, my name is Jeremy. Jack Shoegazer is the name of the main character of a series of novels I'm writing. Feel free to dig back in my journal, there's some amusing things in there. My sense of humor is one of my strong points, so there's usually a bit of that tucked away :)

[cherry-divinity.livejournal.com]

yay! awesome! Nice to "meet" you Jeremy..I'm Ashley. I'll add you now!:)

[blabber-mouth.livejournal.com]

v. random but did you recently write a newspaper article about wine?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Weird, no I didn't :) Did you see my name somewhere?

[(Anonymous)]

No, a picture.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Even weirder! Don't suppose you have the link?