1st
01:26 pm

Lambs are not for dancing, you silly bastard.

- 9 comments

4th
07:22 am

When preparing meals, it is very important to note the distinction between chips and chimps.

- 27 comments

5th
05:35 pm

Everyone sing along!

- 25 comments

11:07 pm

Bendy desk lamp springs invented by British man are poised to celebrate their 70th anniversary.

- 6 comments

7th
10:33 am

That is the master bestowing a casual caress on a slave. Quiver under it!

- 9 comments
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8th
07:16 pm

Needless to say, milk and cookies are not enough for this hungry Santa.

- 13 comments
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9th
10:56 pm

It is very hard to find somebody who can and will take care of your monkey.

- 14 comments
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10th
07:37 am

The turtle and the hare were really long lost brothers from an interracial marriage.

- 64 comments
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07:47 am

Who the funk is George Eliot?

- 10 comments

11th
07:50 am

Should I be frightened?

- 24 comments
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10:21 pm

Many years ago I was so innocent I still considered it possible that we could become humane.

- 16 comments
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12th
05:49 pm

That explains why they're so damn festive.

- 18 comments
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13th
01:28 am

Monkeys use ballistic missiles as crude weapons thanks to their opposable thumbs.

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06:27 pm

Somebody buy Betsy Ross a new sewing machine.

- 2 comments
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14th
10:55 pm

In a lake around noon I discoverd a tune that would set the whole world free.

- 18 comments

11:45 pm

You think that's you? No, that's something else entirely.

- 20 comments

16th
09:43 pm

The Tale of the Uncertain Cat-astrophe

- 16 comments
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10:33 pm

A better Bibble, I mean Bible.

- 7 comments
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17th
08:12 am

My, my how things progress in this little world of ours.

- 6 comments
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18th
08:13 am

If you're the biggest fish in the ocean, then some bastard is shooting at you with harpoons.

- 53 comments
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19th
11:50 pm

They aren't just for dinner, and they do serve as excellent pinatas.

- 12 comments
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20th
12:36 am

Cthulhu is a Great Old One and is by far the most prominent member of the group.

- 12 comments
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21st
09:56 pm

Such truth was never said better in only six words and a photo.

- 19 comments

22nd
09:57 pm

Yes, dear readers, they've found Norbert's great grandparents.

- 8 comments

24th
11:33 pm

Catastrophe is in no way related to apostrophe despite the obvious etymological similarities.

- 8 comments
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26th
04:50 pm

I think this is my shortest post yet.

- 3 comments

11:21 pm

Lamb chops are both food and a hair style which should never be combined.

- 30 comments

27th
11:56 pm

Such lovliness is uncommon, but not for long.

- 18 comments
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28th
12:18 am

Poosnickens aren't what they used to be.

- 5 comments
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30th
11:55 pm

Most agricultural KCI is produced by the flotation process.

- 4 comments
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31st
07:58 am

He published the first American textbook on Chemistry.

- 15 comments
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08:55 pm

Most of the state breastfeeding laws permit mothers to breastfeed in any public place.

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10:04 pm

Apples are apropos when knowledge is the cure.

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10:56 pm

Although Boromir is present only in book two and three, he undergoes a change.

- 8 comments
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