The Queen's Ladies decided that they would give their gifts to the King in the afternoon of the day.

No one was quite sure just how old their monk was, for he was the Castle's unofficial historian, and did not tell of himself what he cheerfully reported about others, but he did update the iconomicon.

You all know how I like to count, right?

Comment statistics are now being used in high courts of law to rule whether someone is really your friend or not. Yeah, like seriously. Everything is reducible to numbers. LIke nature and stuff too. Plants are numbers. Yeah, like Shakespeare said that, I'm pretty sure.

Eff-why-eye, past rankings were taken on:

• November 10, 2004
• March 5, 2005
• June 4, 2005
• August 29, 2005
• November 11, 2005
• February 14, 2006
• May 10, 2006

( The judges have tallied the votes and made their decision, and dear Mary, mother of God, the results are under this cut. )