You all know how I like to count, right?

[jackshoegazer]

Comment statistics are now being used in high courts of law to rule whether someone is really your friend or not. Yeah, like seriously. Everything is reducible to numbers. LIke nature and stuff too. Plants are numbers. Yeah, like Shakespeare said that, I'm pretty sure.

Eff-why-eye, past rankings were taken on:

• November 10, 2004
• March 5, 2005
• June 4, 2005
• August 29, 2005
• November 11, 2005
• February 14, 2006
• May 10, 2006

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Top Commenters on jackshoegazer's LiveJournal
(Self comments excluded from rankings)

1	antarcticlust	759
2	kiwikat	684
3	maeghanne	439
4	moonshinekat	261
5	gutzilla	186
6	matt120	144
7	3starsinmyeyes	131
8	niamh04	122
9	anubis75	97
10	ceolnamara	80
11	mananath	66
12	anarch_king	65
13	stateofmind_77	64
14	enodia	64
15	wwonka666	54
16	choogy	52
17	nonexsistent	52
18	oxy_irony	46
19	atomic_goo	45
20	Anonymous	44
21	ghostwes	42
22	schmecky	42
23	surrealkitten	40
24	cowabunga_tmnt	39
25	gamine3	37
26	sarahdipity418	36
27	laboli	34
28	weishaupt	34
29	jenmarya	34
30	lady_saffir	34
31	tekelili	33
32	merkabamystica	33
33	violet_meeks	33
34	omnedai	32
35	lux_et_amor	30
36	tellme_too	29
37	enalia	29
38	anthropologic	28
39	brdgt	27
40	mousymonroe	25
41	frog_gone_wrong	23
42	avalons_tear	22
43	labelle77	22
44	happymama04	22
45	tecknovore	22
46	lurkula	20
47	redheadedlawyer	20
48	dystopiaxiii	20
49	jajarose	19
50	jrfrench	19
51	abstractrhyme	18
52	pedero	18
53	angeldvsu	18
54	kallisti	17
55	particleorwave	17
56	nthsholyreality	17
57	eyelash_kisses	17
58	narcissuskisses	16
59	abbydabby	16
60	taeli	15
61	sacredchao23	15
62	redwitchesbrew	15
63	panther_nesmith	14
64	boadiccea	13
65	bencollier	13
66	rejectcarp	12
67	amaranth608	12
68	girlthirteen	11
69	shaktipat	11
70	heruraha	11
71	ailish	10
72	dearymetalsinks	10
73	lagizma	10
74	priestessoya	10
75	la_originelle	9
76	foucaultonacid	9
77	kitralysis	8
78	tobiedammit	8
79	book_of_lies777	8
80	castleclear	8
81	parapherna	8
82	ninjasushi	7
83	zas	7
84	septascarabae	7
85	thiebes	7
86	bry4n	7
87	blackbuttoneyes	6
88	bettyentel	6
89	jennasu	6
90	cherry_divinity	6
91	ariesjen	6
92	faelhach	6
93	amphetaminexx	6
94	ang69	6
95	conuly	6
96	xxxdirtyblvd	5
97	strangedasein	5
98	hihankara	5
99	nymphie	5
100	sputnik_	5

Total Commenters: 216 (116 not shown)
Total Comments: 8594
Report generated 8/6/2006 10:35:47 PM by scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard 1.7

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Comments

[gutzilla.livejournal.com]

So, no surprises whatsoever. Zong!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Not much of a change-up in this one, a bit of motion in the 10-20 positions, but hte top 5 seem to be holding steady :)

[gutzilla.livejournal.com]

It's neat to be the elite.

[avalons-tear.livejournal.com]

I AM NUMBER 42....

I am the question AND I know where my towel is!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Sweet!

[antarcticlust.livejournal.com]

I feel like the sense of challenge is gone. Your friends need to get on it!

That won't keep me from doing a little dance, though.

*wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, CUTE-CUTE-CUTE!*

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Well, you're quite obviously going to remain in the lead because you edit the HTML of these stats posts, you cheater!

[antarcticlust.livejournal.com]

......*GASP!*............

......how could you?.....

......"sniff!"...........

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anything :) YOU did it!

[strangedasein.livejournal.com]

Dang I really need to start post bumping.

[strangedasein.livejournal.com]

I mean comment bumping....wow I just moved up 7 spots!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

HOLY PLACEJUMPER, BATMAN!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

That's cool, at least you're on the list :) You're pretty new to the journal, so you've got that as well :P

[atomic-goo.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Top 20!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Excellent! You're quite the mover and shaker!

[abstractrhyme.livejournal.com]

Yay, I'm in the bottom 50!

(well, now I should celebrate, because this post will put me in the Top 50!!)


Ive always been a middle of the road kind of person. A good 50% is what Ive always been good at contributing. Teachers always complained that I was only using half of my full potential. Clearly, I havent changed.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you were using 100% but all the other kids were using 200% to make you look bad.

Wait, that's not very encouraging. Ooops :D

[abstractrhyme.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but no one likes an over achiever, so maybe in the end I win out. :)

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

That's true, and those people will burn themselves out faster and die in half the time. Plus it's like totally bad karma to be that spiteful, so not only will they die youg, they'll go to hell or come back as a snail.

[panther-nesmith.livejournal.com]

Woot! 63! *chuckles*

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

What an excellent number!

[panther-nesmith.livejournal.com]

I approve of it. *nods*

[ambiance-zebra.livejournal.com]

759? Good God, I have a ways to go...

That didn't need to be said, but I'm trying to boost my numbers...

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Well now you're well on your way to being a WINNER!

RAH-RAH-SHISH-GOOM-BAH!

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

Number 18. Awesome.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Welcome to the Top20 Club!

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

*Grins* Thanks! Although I think I was 16 last time...

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

UH-OH!

[oxy-irony.livejournal.com]

No worries, I'm betting I lost my place because I was gone for the last two months. :P Give me a few more months and I'm sure I can get back up there. ;)