Monkeys use ballistic missiles as crude weapons thanks to their opposable thumbs.

Oh dookie, I did it again.  I made more icons.  I posted them in the iconomicon.  Man, I'm SO predictable.

Somebody buy Betsy Ross a new sewing machine.

"There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable."

--Howard Zinn, U.S. historian