- 1st
- 01:26 pm
Lambs are not for dancing, you silly bastard.
- 9 comments
- 4th
- 07:22 am
When preparing meals, it is very important to note the distinction between chips and chimps.
- 27 comments
- 5th
- 05:35 pm
Everyone sing along!
- 25 comments
11:07 pmBendy desk lamp springs invented by British man are poised to celebrate their 70th anniversary.
- 6 comments
- 7th
- 10:33 am
That is the master bestowing a casual caress on a slave. Quiver under it!
- 9 comments
- 8th
- 07:16 pm
Needless to say, milk and cookies are not enough for this hungry Santa.
- 13 comments
- 9th
- 10:56 pm
It is very hard to find somebody who can and will take care of your monkey.
- 14 comments
- 10th
- 07:37 am
The turtle and the hare were really long lost brothers from an interracial marriage.
- 64 comments
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07:47 amWho the funk is George Eliot?
- 10 comments
- 11th
- 07:50 am
Should I be frightened?
- 24 comments
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10:21 pmMany years ago I was so innocent I still considered it possible that we could become humane.
- 16 comments
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- 12th
- 05:49 pm
That explains why they're so damn festive.
- 18 comments
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- 13th
- 01:28 am
Monkeys use ballistic missiles as crude weapons thanks to their opposable thumbs.
- 1 comment
06:27 pmSomebody buy Betsy Ross a new sewing machine.
- 2 comments
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- 14th
- 10:55 pm
In a lake around noon I discoverd a tune that would set the whole world free.
- 18 comments
11:45 pmYou think that's you? No, that's something else entirely.
- 20 comments
- 16th
- 09:43 pm
The Tale of the Uncertain Cat-astrophe
- 16 comments
10:33 pmA better Bibble, I mean Bible.
- 7 comments
- 17th
- 08:12 am
My, my how things progress in this little world of ours.
- 6 comments
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- 18th
- 08:13 am
If you're the biggest fish in the ocean, then some bastard is shooting at you with harpoons.
- 53 comments
- 19th
- 11:50 pm
They aren't just for dinner, and they do serve as excellent pinatas.
- 12 comments
- 20th
- 12:36 am
Cthulhu is a Great Old One and is by far the most prominent member of the group.
- 12 comments
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- 21st
- 09:56 pm
Such truth was never said better in only six words and a photo.
- 19 comments
- 22nd
- 09:57 pm
Yes, dear readers, they've found Norbert's great grandparents.
- 8 comments
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- 24th
- 11:33 pm
Catastrophe is in no way related to apostrophe despite the obvious etymological similarities.
- 8 comments
- 26th
- 04:50 pm
I think this is my shortest post yet.
- 3 comments
11:21 pmLamb chops are both food and a hair style which should never be combined.
- 30 comments
- 27th
- 11:56 pm
Such lovliness is uncommon, but not for long.
- 18 comments
- 28th
- 12:18 am
Poosnickens aren't what they used to be.
- 5 comments
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- 30th
- 11:55 pm
Most agricultural KCI is produced by the flotation process.
- 4 comments
- 31st
- 07:58 am
He published the first American textbook on Chemistry.
- 15 comments
08:55 pmMost of the state breastfeeding laws permit mothers to breastfeed in any public place.
- 4 comments
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10:04 pmApples are apropos when knowledge is the cure.
- 4 comments
10:56 pmAlthough Boromir is present only in book two and three, he undergoes a change.
- 8 comments
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