Year in Review
Dec. 5th, 2005 02:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jackshoegazerSo, I did this meme, Take the first sentence from the first post of every month in 2005. That’s your year in review. So I excluded news stories and memes and went to the next entry. Thus, even though it seems oddly flawed, is my Year in Review:
Could be worse, I suppose.
January - 2074 is just around the corner and I'll be 97, buzzing around in my new hovering wheelchair, flying into town to pick up some medical marijuana for my glaucoma.
February - This morning I felt an overpowering urge in my belly for chocolate milk, so I indulged and I am much happier for it.
March - I'm not one for Conspiracy, but... I'm furious right now.
April - My car's engine died again this morning.
May - The day is grey and brisk and is trying to refute my plans.
June - First thing in the morning as I leave work, I am immediately struck by the ball of poo the celestial dung beetle of Egyptian lore is pushing above the horizon, and every morning I must think of new ways to describe this clockwork miracle.
July - Have I mentioned how much I abhor lying, spying, and dishonesty?
August - After many hours and text rearrangements and color changes and typos and filtering, the flyer for VINYL MADNESS is complete!
September - I woke up with what is euphemistically referred to as morning wood.
October - It has been a year since I fasted and I'm giving it another go.
November - Remember the contest I entered where I wrote the letter about joining the circus?
December - I followed a dream like the sun.
Could be worse, I suppose.
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