The Eye of the Sky God

[jackshoegazer]

While driving to work yesterday in the midst of thunderstorms and tornado warnings, I looked up to the dark blue-grey wall of storm clouds and saw an eye-shaped fissure in the cloud cover. Moreover, the sun was perfectly situated as the iris and pupil of this eye-shaped hole in the clouds. Thus, my first thought is, oh my, the giant glowing eye of God is in the sky! Just then, a massive bolt of lightning arced horizontally from the Eye across the sky. For that moment, it was like Yahweh, Thor, Zeus or any other all-powerful storm deity had come down from their heavenly heights. At the other end of that lightning bolt, was there some poor shlub who just said, "If I'm lying, may God strike me down where I stand!"?

Comments

Odd, synergy.

[anarch-king.livejournal.com]

Today a general man told me,
"As I fell asleep last night.. I was thinking, they should make a radio station.. that only played standup comedy. And then, When I woke up (ya see I have the alarm set to this radio station) it had changed overnight from a country music station ... into a standup comedy station" - I shit you not.

I told him many things, but not a one was wise to me. Best I could come up with: well thats country for ya.. mindcontrolling.