Dating to Save People from Hell!

[jackshoegazer]

DATE TO SAVE

10 Christian Dating Tips for
Effective Missionary Dating

My favorite is number seven...
7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

That has WAAAY too much of a naughty inuendo to it!

Comments

[jrfrench.livejournal.com]

LOL. Looks like a joke. For instance, don't know many Fundies who would turn a cross upside down. Attributing it to the male is, however, the correct way to use that symbol, for obvious reasons.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I don't know, if it's a site recomending that you're supposed to save the Satanic Hethens through love and dating :P

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Yes, probablky a joke, especially reading the Questions page. It's hilarious!

Doesn't God look down on missionary dating and tells us to not be "yoked with unbelievers"?

I looked up yoked, and the dictionary says it's a "A crossbar with two U-shaped pieces that encircle the necks of a pair of oxen or other draft animals working together." I would never encourage anybody to do this on a date... I think the thing that is more important is that we should use our talents for God. If you're really good at dating, or just really really good looking, then you should use that to bring souls to God.

[italianpip.livejournal.com]

lol... this made my day

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

The Question section is the best!

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

that has to be a joke, because i would sooo buy those t-shirts

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

If you read the Questions section, it becomes pretty obvious it's a joke, but god its funny!!

I think she IS serious

[anarch-king.livejournal.com]

about selling silly t-shirts, and dating hot boys.
read her message boards, they are quite eris-artistic.

Re: I think she IS serious

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

That's why I love it!

Re: I think she IS serious

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

The Gag, the PutOn!