Mercury is a bastard.

[jackshoegazer]

Fuck Mercury Retrograde.

My car's engine died again this morning.

I'm almost amused.

Almost.

Or rather more accurately, there is definitely amusement present, but its commingled with anger, frustration and despair.

I'm not quite sure what to make of this.

So for now,

I blame it on Mercury Retrograde.

Comments

[gutzilla.livejournal.com]

I love the view about this expressed by fred_smith on this thread:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/tekelili/42982.html

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

i vote we exorcize your car. it's the only thing that makes sense.

i suspect the spirits are trying to break you with a series of repetitive maddening and expensive provlems. don't let them win.

the power of christ compels you!
(i'm stoned)

[matt120.livejournal.com]

Freddie Mercury?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

No, the planet.

[matt120.livejournal.com]

Planet Freddie?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

All the Freddie's go there. Freddy Mercury. Freddy Krueger. Freddie Flintstone.

[redwitchesbrew.livejournal.com]

Mercury in retrograde sucks major donkey ass.

That is all.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

But it's over tomorrow! YAY!