Further Adventures of the Photopost

[jackshoegazer]

In the land of women in sensible shoes, the annual Hoover migration begins.



These are massive paperclips everyone chains their Hoovers so they are not stolen.


Men in fashionable hats help direct traffic because thousands of tourist come to town to watch the migration. It is an massive economic boon to the city.


This is the number of deaths in last year's migration. We hope to break the record this year, but in this economy, there are less Hoovers moving around.


This is the tower where last year's winner of the Farthest Traveled Award is incarcerated.


The Hall of Science is the residence of a group of superheroes who derive their powers from bad comic book science. They also hate grammar. Notice the period at the end of hall. It's not needed since Science Hall isn't a complete sentence.


This is the Hoover Queen. She was the inspiration for Julie Winters/The Jungle Queen from The Maxx.


This is a wall with a window. Obvious, but I don't want to assume.


Outdoor toasting has become very popular this year and the city has mounted toasters on all public buildings.

That's all for now.

Comments

[irishspongie.livejournal.com]

Bravo! It wasn't until the third or fourth pic that my brain went "Wait a minute..." :D

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Nice! Always mess with their heads.

[fortepiano.livejournal.com]

I'VE BEEN IN THAT BUILDING A ZILLION TIMES (OBVIOUSLY) AND I NEVER NOTICED THE PERIOD. FML

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

And it's odd because someone had to specifically have that period made and attached to the wall :P

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

Why DOES Science Hall have a period? Perhaps it's menstruating.

I still think your captions are brilliant and you should incorporate them into your shows. BTW, photo two's caption is missing a word and the photo of the man directing traffic needs an "a" instead of an "an".

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I noticed that :(

Perhaps I will. I will have another Union Cab Art Show in August. Perhaps I will do a series with captions.

[mysterysquid.livejournal.com]

Ooh, outdoor toasting!

Top idea!

[tori-vixen.livejournal.com]

That totally *is* Julie Winters... I'd ask her if you were in her Outback or if she was in yours. :P

I wonder if there are any other buildings with punctuation...

I think I'm just in a pensive mood.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I know, right! As soon as she walked around the corner, I was like, "Holy shit, it's Julie Winters!"

I bet there are!

I don't know what to do about that :P

[3starsinmyeyes.livejournal.com]

+10 points for a "The Maxx" reference, and I think you may be completely right. Good show :)

[feather.livejournal.com]

This is a wall with a window. Obvious, but I don't want to assume.

That just cracks me up. Another great post. :)

[just-happening.livejournal.com]

Lots more of these please. You know, these could definitely be published as photo essays.