What the heck is wrong with you, Florida?

[jackshoegazer]

1) Ex-Con Injured Sneaking Back Into Jail 

2) No Thumbprint, No Money, Bank Tells Armless Man

 

Comments

[hello-momma.livejournal.com]

Florida is a fucked up place. When I lived there I was prayed at for worshiping a god that wasn't the right one. It was also the first time I experienced speaking in tongues at a church. Great place for drugs though.

[abmann.livejournal.com]

That guy totally had it coming for losing his hands. Damn freak.

[anubis75.livejournal.com]

You said it, it's Florida, America's perpetually flacid dick!

[joraina.livejournal.com]

Yay, Florida. Land of the bizarre, the disturbing, and the retired.

[scarlete.livejournal.com]

And I have to stay here. :/

Everytime I go to CNN and click on US News, all the SOUTH news is US, FLORIDA, because apparently we are the only fucked up southern state.

[mysterysquid.livejournal.com]

Deary deary me...

[divvums.livejournal.com]

I've lived in Florida for every day of my life, and the pure fuck-up-ed-ness of this place never fails to shock and disappoint me.