The Random Question Meme!

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The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

jrfrench, angrybunnyman, and lagizma walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?

"I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddlin' kids!"

Can dakini_grl raise the dead to perform common household tasks?

Yes, and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what she does and I'm very mad she won't teach me how to do it.

Where did blackdreams leave the remote?

My guess is in the night-deposit slot in the bank's drive-thru.

How many people has scullybully seduced?

All of them? None of them? Somewhere in between?

How many licks would weishaupt take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

About as long as it takes him to get to the center of The Mysteries.

In what ways are you smarter than kiwikat?

I know a lot more about peeing while standing?

How will twilighttreader die?

Probably from a heart attack after eating a pizza cone stuffed inside a bacon-wrapped, deep-fried turducken.

Did jennywho steal the cookie from the cookie jar?

She probably did and then sold it on Ebay, used the profit to buy two cookies and put them back in the jar, thus balancing her karma.

Does orangebeaver know how to spell the word 'embarrass' correctly?

Fuck yeah, in like eight languages.

What is lagizma's favorite meal?

Flamingo?

 

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