JESUS HYPERBOLE CHRIST!

[jackshoegazer]

Apparently I coined my subject line at Bridget's New Year's Eve dinner.  I figured I couldn't possibly have been the first to think that the H stood for hyperbole, so I googled it and there was only one instance in all of teh mite-e an vast intarwebz.  I emailed her about the source of her hyperbolic exclamation and she said it was just a spur-of-the-blog thing.  Ah, so my claiming rights have been denied by a year-and-a-half.

I still hold the invention rights for the truck joke.

Also, have you seen this video?  It's from a FOX news segment called The Love Doctor and this lady is talking about the love life of the Obamas and all the things they do to eachother, like touching, kissing, and fisting.

Uh, hmmm. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Comments

[pinkslit.livejournal.com]

If you look closely, you'll see that Michelle's hand/wrist/forearm have a permanent sheen from the nightly coating of Vaseline.

[hellocthulhu.livejournal.com]

That is not the mental image I needed to start my day with. Damn you.

[fortepiano.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

I so didn't need to think about that this early in the morning.

[feather.livejournal.com]

We saw the Fox clip on The Soup... and almost died. Seriously, we had to rewind it to make sure we heard right. I wonder if she still has a job...

[shortcakeness.livejournal.com]

um. Ock.

[irishspongie.livejournal.com]

Oh dear :D

[abmann.livejournal.com]

See, I hope it does. I would love for a kinky relationship in the White House. Especially if they're open about it. It'll do well for 'Mericah and 'Merickins.

[mys-ebrel.livejournal.com]

unbelievable.

If that was was an error on her part, I wonder what she was supposed to say? and if it was infact the correct thing to say, I just learned way more about our new president than I ever wanted to know.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I think she meant the "terrorist fist jab" (http://irregulartimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/obamafistjab.jpg) but who can say :)

[neonstilettos.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just... wow. I'm both lol'ing and making a O.o face over here. Reminds me of when McDonald's changed their slogan to "I'd Hit It!" for a minute, until someone pointed out to their marketing people what the phrase actually meant, haha.

Let's take it up one more notch

[gutzilla.livejournal.com]

[protodisco.livejournal.com]

What could she have possibly meant to say, other than "fisting"? I think maybe she's being accurate and came upon information in a strange way. I'm going pretty crazy trying to find out. Nonetheless, it's inspired a post by me, that FOX news clip.

I can imagine an entire episode of The West Wing based around a news slip up like that.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure she was referring to the "terrorist fist jab" from the election cycle.



Which makes her an idiot who should start reading Savage Love (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=999857) before claiming to be any kind of relationship expert.

[la-tante.livejournal.com]

j-dawg, ftw!