Beards of GLORY!

[jackshoegazer]

If you've ever wondered why I have a beard, this is your answer.

I am quite fond of reason number four:


P.S.  My abnormal psych test was hard.

P.P.S.  Upon further review, it seems that Social Problems might be Intro to Sociology Lite, so I'm dropping it in favor of Microeconomics.  Run and hide, laissez-faire capitalism, I'm comin' for ya!

Comments

[abmann.livejournal.com]

You has a bread!?

I need a beard trimmer. Any recommendations? Beard.org isn't helping me much.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

The trimmer I have is AWESOME. As soon as I know what it is, I'll let you know with cool links and everything. Jacquelyn got it for me for Christmas last year. Maybe she knows.

JACQUELYN?! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, TELL THE ANGRY BUNNY MAN WHAT KIND OF BEARD TRIMMER YOU BOUGHT ME!! JACQUELYN!!!!!! ARE YOU THERE?!?! HELLOOOOO!!! PICK UP THE INTERNET!! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!!

[abmann.livejournal.com]

So what about a good bread trimmer? :P

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I cut my bread with this:
.

You should see what I cut the cheese with.

Bu-dum-tsssss!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I currently own the Remington MB-900.

http://remington-products.com/grooming/mb_mb-900.htm

http://www.amazon.com/Remington-Precision-Washable-Mustache-Trimming/dp/B000HWU11O

It's awesome, so ignore the bad reviews - obviously by dude with no idea how to handle such a manly piece of machinery.

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

Is this also why you wear your false glasses?

I've been trying to grow a beard for ages but I'm cursed with very weak facial-hair-growing skills. I consider it a personal failing.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Totally. I'm all about perceptions.

Though, they're not fake, exactly. I did have to wear glasses until I had LASIK. They're just temporary placeholders until I need prescription glasses again.

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

That's true, pretty much everyone needs reading glasses eventually.

I envy your frames, I've been thinking about getting ones similar to that as a stopgap until I can afford LASIK. I've had my current glasses since 2001.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

You want to ditch your glasses, for realz?

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

Well ultimately I want Lasik. I got evaluated for it last year and I'm a candidate, it's just a matter of coming up with $4,000. I'll be able to afford it in another year or two.

In the meantime these glasses are okay, it's more that I've had them seven years and that's a bit boring. The plastic is getting quite worn on the sides so it's more whitish than brown.

But then I get all conflicted because frames are expensive and these suit me well. I don't know.

In other words I am only maybe for realz. like 65% for realz.

[joraina.livejournal.com]

Clearly it is the pipe, not the beard, that creates the impression that the person on the right is more intelligent.

I strongly dislike beards for the most part, except on a few people. You, luckily, happen to be one of them. ;)

[hellocthulhu.livejournal.com]

I initially grew mine at 17 to make it easier to buy booze underage.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Dude, 17-year old with beards don't look older - they look like 17-year olds with beards.

[hellocthulhu.livejournal.com]

Yet amazingly, it worked.