OMG you guy! It's Political D&D!

[jackshoegazer]

Seriously, this is hilarious!  It's Political Dungeons & Dragons:

GM:  OK, the bugbear attacks you.  What do you do?

OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

MCCAIN:  OK, seriously.  Why does he have so many henchmen?  I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.

OBAMA:  Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you...

MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.

The whole gut-busting, knee-slapping hilarity is HERE.

Comments

[hellocthulhu.livejournal.com]

As someone who spent the entire weekend drawing up a new D&D character (you know you're watching too much news when you start calling paladins "Palindins", I find this utterly hysterical!

[weishaupt.livejournal.com]

heh heh Palindins ..

[hellocthulhu.livejournal.com]

Add your "Folksey" modifier to your damage rolls when smiting dire moose and Russians.

[lady-fox.livejournal.com]

"Kucinich: I'M A BARD!"

'nuff said.

[tyskkvinna.livejournal.com]

OMG, that was brilliant.

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

That is really quite funny. It's nice to read funny political stuff that doesn't raise my blood pressure all to hell and make me want to hide under the bed. : )

BTW, Chapter one of Lamb is going swimmingly.

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

(which is not to say you shouldn't cover political stuff in a serious manner, it is to say this made me laugh because it's brilliant)

[westerdrumlins.livejournal.com]

omg.

[tori-vixen.livejournal.com]

awesome. "Ronpaul smash!"

[anubis75.livejournal.com]

ha!