Ancient Smear Campaigns

[jackshoegazer]

Thanks, castleclear !

Comments

[lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com]

turns out christ was actually half italian, or half roman
Well Fed Roman Centurions Passing Through Judeah,
Christ's father was a Roman Soldier, a much bigger and healthier
race of people than the obsessive compulsive Judeans who under the
influence of the greedy vampire demon 'jehovah' neglected to drink
blood and grow up healthy, little judeans, looking at a huge Roman
Centurion, would say 'Oh God!'

How Does the KKK pray?
Christ All Whitey!!

[aimlessly-aims.livejournal.com]

Oh my jeeze! That rocks. I'm STILL laughing. The best. Just the best.

[hello-momma.livejournal.com]

That guy likes to hang out with prostitutes, but doesn't have sex with them, clearly he is a fruit.

[anubis75.livejournal.com]

I always thought the H stood for Harold ;)

[tobiedammit.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious.