Burn After Reading the Post Turtle Obama Llama Duck

[jackshoegazer]

Bwaaahahahaa!


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.'


Obama Llama Duck is hilarious.

Comments

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

Obama Llama Duck kills me! That's wonderfully done.

She IS a post turtle.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I AGREE AND CONCUR WITH THIS STATEMENT WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

[kiwikat.livejournal.com]

Psh. You would.

[hellocthulhu.livejournal.com]

Obama Llama Duck was great... for the first two minutes. I think listening to it for nearly 8 whole minutes may have driven my mind over the edge of sanity.

[fortepiano.livejournal.com]

I also got bored after the first two minutes. I do have a picture of myself in front of Superman in Metropolis, Illinois though!

[super-lovers00.livejournal.com]

http://www.overthinkingit.com/2008/09/25/the-dark-bailout/#comments

thought you would love this.

[super-lovers00.livejournal.com]

oh, you have to scroll up to the video but its soooo good.

[besina-sartor.livejournal.com]

I don't understand the pictures, but the anecdote and the video were hilarious! :)