jackshoegazer | The Self-Portrait v2 Photography Experience™

Taking A Page From The Bunnyman

Thoughts Asplode

What's Wrong With Being A Large Mammal?

Today, work was odd. I had a lot of drunks for a Wednesday. One was a regular who can barely walk who told me he graduated from East High in 1967. He made a joke about how our company's radio jingle should include the phrase "takes you from one bar to another." He said he turns 60 in January and he's gonna smoke 60 bowls of weed and drink 60 shots of Jack. "Mmm-hmmm, yeah, mmm-hmmm," he said.

The other I picked up from the hospital because she was riding two scooters at the same time, towed by a car and fell. She'd been drinking all night and was still drunk in the morning when she decided to try her little stunt. As we drove past East High she told me she graduated from there in 1980. Oooh, synchronous. I don't know why, the drunks love me. I think it's because I give them shit. The woman told me she liked the way I talked. Said I sounded smart and funny. That's good, right?

Here's the recipe for those margarita cupcakes. The recipe is vegan, but you can use real milk and whatnot in the same amounts. Oh, add a lot more powdered sugar to the frosting, like double is what you probably need. Also, the frosting recipe makes about twice what you need for a batch of twelve, so you can halve that or double your cupcakes. I used a lot more lime zest than it calls for, but that's just me.