"Ana raicha Al Qaeda" is colloquial for "I'm going to the toilet."

[jackshoegazer]

Jacquelyn and I spent the weekend in Iowa with brdgt, strangedasein, choogy and okwatanzinone.  It was lovely and much fun was had by all.  Lots of drinking and games and a murder mystery in the turn-of-the-century village of Usher's Ferry were amongst our activities.  I'm pretty sure the trip to Usher's Ferry was my favorite part.  Photos will be coming soon so you can all laugh along too.  Just remember -- the blacksmith did it.

We're back home now and I'm taking my last day off - my vacation from my vacation - before I start in on the last stretch of my probationary period at work.  I still have to attend a Board Meeting and a Democracy-in-Action Meeting in the next week or two.  Last night, I wrote my first "new" post about my experiences driving cab over at jackstaxi.  If you're interested in following my weird goingson, that's the place to do it.

Otherwise, I've been silently plotting a novel and catching up on my conspiracy theory news.  There are an insane number of unexplained UFO videos out there and from what I can put together, Kennedy's assassination was ordered by LBJ, carried out by black-ops CIA, the Mafia, and a manipulated group of anti-Castro Cubans at the behest of the military industrial complex.  Oh, and it's all controlled by the Mossad, who also perpetrated 9-11, disguised as Al-Qaida with stolen passports.

Wrap your head around that one.

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[irishspongie.livejournal.com]

And Diana? Who was responsible for that, and at whose behest?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

My favorite is the theory that she was a direct descendant of Jesus...

The day after the death of Princess Diana, this author (Robert Anton Wilson) was listening to the radio. "The royal family", a caller said "had ordered the hit out of fear that Diana's companion, Dodi Fayed, an Arab, might wield undue influence over the future king of England, Prince William." This scenario, with variations and additions, appears in most of the conspiracy theories about Di's death. The most intricately interesting scenario, (regarding Diana's death) emerged from an online magazine called "Conspiracy Nation," under the wonderful headline

"Whoever Controls Princess Diana,
Controls the World."

According to this version, the scene of the "accident" contains the real clue to what was afoot: the Pont de L'Alma tunnel, which "is ancient, dating back to the time of the Merovingian kings (ca. 500-751 A.D.), and before". "In pre-Christian times, the Pont de L'Alma was a pagan sacrificial site."

All "true European royalty are descended from the Merovingians," the article continues, it then repeats the recent claims that the Merovingians were descended from Jesus. Princess Diana, as a Spencer, was descended from the Stuarts who gave England four kings (James I, Charles I, Charles II, and James II) and who are partially Merovingian in bloodline. By comparison, the article says, the current British royal family are "imposters."

"Two factions vied for control of Diana: (1) the New World Order or Bank of England faction, founded by King William III of Orange, who allowed the founding of the (private) Bank of England, and (2) the "true nobility of Europe, i.e., those of the Merovingian bloodline."

The article goes on. But it adds further complexity: "Within the New World Order faction there are smaller, warring factions, exemplified by Rothschilds vs. Rockefellers. The plan of the New World Order faction was to marry Lady Diana to an American. Even though Bill Clinton has bastard roots in the Rockefeller clan, he is rejected by them and is aligned with the Rothschilds. Bill Clinton was the designated future husband for Lady Diana, with Hillary Clinton to be eliminated through divorce or even murder. The Rockefellers were furious; in no way would they allow a marriage between Bill Clinton and Lady Diana.

"But Lady Di refused to marry Bill Clinton and seemed inclined to marry Dodi, thus also marrying into the Saudi royal family; for this impropriety, MI6 (British Intelligence) decided to eliminate her. They picked Pont de L'Alma to "send a signal" that would eventually lead to the creation of a Saint Diana, i.e. a new form of the triple moon goddess of the pagans, often called Diana. Conspiracy Nation concludes: "It will be the start of the "new world religion".....

Who controls the new religion,
Controls the World

There's more HERE. (http://www.dianaqueenofheaven.com/diana.html)