I'm pretty sure I told you this before, but hey, I'm repetitive.

[jackshoegazer]

Today was really customized.  I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up. I feel a bit strange because we've just moved and there's a weird smell in the house.

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken. I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am making this journal Friends Only because of the perverts and stalkers who only want to see my photos. Today, I got a digital camera!  Yes!  Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs. Purple amphibian soup!

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.

Oh yeah, none of this is true.

Comments

[xxxdirtyblvd.livejournal.com]

i don't know how much it would mean anything coming from me, someone you don't know, but i feel for you because im in the same boat. this entry caught my attention because i woke up to the smell of cooking bacon this morning too and it freaked me out because it was so...normal? i kept reading and i kept relating, because living in this narcissistic world has become so challenging and no one reallly cares about others. but then again those feelings do pass, the situations and the people that are around us change, and the people that don't talk aren't worth talking too (usually). lastly reading the statement about bipolar disorder shocked me because ive been diagnosed as that too- and ive become completely paranoid from drugs. but drugs seem like the only release at times. it sucks to feel this way and shitttt sorry about the lice. but then think of this entry and this current feeling as something that you'll look back upon and relish because it was real. fuck now i don't even know what im talking about, but basically, you're not alone. and i heart reading your entries.

[foucaultonacid.livejournal.com]

make sure to use lots of talcum poder and mousituriser on your shaved skin to make sure the regrowth doesn't get infected.

[omnedai.livejournal.com]

well, i'm convinced.

[holographia.livejournal.com]

i was about to say,' whoa there mister'!

that was quite the entry.

[luneeboy.livejournal.com]

lmao.. you had me going.. uh-huh.. that you did!! :p

[blackbuttoneyes.livejournal.com]

That definitely made Top 5 Confused Moments of the Week!

[laboli.livejournal.com]

LOL! I new it was a set up as soon as I read "Today, I got a digital camera." And being the pervert that I am, I about knocked my mouse off my desk when I tried to ninja grip it to click on the "my cock" picture. You tease! .....heheheh...;)

[brdgt.livejournal.com]

Ha! I knew it wasn't true at BACON!

[gutzilla.livejournal.com]

Yeah RIGHT. You didn't get out of bed before breakfast.

[dearymetalsinks.livejournal.com]

hah. hahahaha. thanx fer the linx