...in which the religosity of the mullet is discussed.

[jackshoegazer]

"Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." (Leviticus 19:27)

HILARIOUS.

Comments

[dearymetalsinks.livejournal.com]

is this really happening

What do you mean by "this"?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

this   (ths)
pron. pl. these (thz)

1. 
   
   
   
   1. Used to refer to the person or thing present, nearby, or just mentioned: This is my cat. These are my tools.
   
   
   2. Used to refer to what is about to be said: Now don't laugh when you hear this.
   
   
   3. Used to refer to the present event, action, or time: said he'd be back before this.
   
   
   
   


2. Used to indicate the nearer or the more immediate one: This is mine and that is yours.

Re: What do you mean by "this"?

[dearymetalsinks.livejournal.com]

i'd take a stab it was c as in caitlin
but not for that reason.

[anubis75.livejournal.com]

That's hysterical! Does it say anthing about listening to Van Halen in later verses?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

There's prohibitions for everything else in Leviticus, I don't see why not :P

[enodia.livejournal.com]

Are you crazy!?! CONCEAL THIS INFORMATION!!! We are in grave danger of creating a mullet comeback here!!! I don't care how satanic it is, the mullet is an abomination in an entirely different way than anyone would ever intend!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I know! It's like a third enemy that neither God nor Satan could have prepared for, thus they will have to unite against this common enemy, creating a universal balance and harmony in order to defeat the almighty evil that is the MULLET. It's part of the ineffable plan to reunite those quarelling lovers, Yahweh & Lucifer.

[enodia.livejournal.com]

Only a force as formidable as the dreaded mullet could initiate a chain of events of such cosmic import!

[panther-nesmith.livejournal.com]

well, that would explain it.

. . .

Now I need a MulletJesus! icon.

You asked for it...

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Re: You asked for it...

[panther-nesmith.livejournal.com]

you are so awesome.

Re: You asked for it...

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Hhehehe, thanks.

[(Anonymous)]

You know that it means the sidelocks, right? Mullets don't count because it's the back that's long; not the sides.

Like in this picture (http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/proofreading.jpg).

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Uh, yes, I realize that. The mullet thing is what we like to call "a joke."

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