Not an alarm clock...

Last night at 3am, I was awoken by someone yelling, "Yeah, keep on walking you crazy egotistical bitch!"

The crazy egotistical bitch replied, "I'm egotistical?!"

"Yeah, what the fuck is your problem? You're mad at me for spending time with my friend on his birthday."

"Why can't you see it from my perspective? Can't you see it hurts me when you spend time with your friends? Why do you do this to me?"

Then they both went back inside.