Why?

Be jealous of my food.

I know I mock Twitter for the whole mundane post-your-breakfast thing, but goddamn, my lunch was awesome. I made a peppered turkey sandwich with muenster, garlic aioli, and slices of avocado on a nut & wheat bread and holy ambrosia, Batman. This godly invention was served with a bunch of grapes on the stem and an iced latte. Holy hell hot damn, yes sir!

Revelation:

I am not a taxi driver. I am a single-serving chauffeur.

Writer's Block: Mind reader

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Mediterranean Chicken Stew