Much Ado About Zombies

For his English class, Ethan has to write a tabloid article.  He wrote about government-designed penguins that shoot lasers out of their eyes that are sent to defeat zombie outbreaks.  I helped with his tabloid graphic.

I discovered a new "old photo" filter that I adore.

This is the most hilarious smear I've seen yet.

These are my favorite excerpts...

Two days ago, I listened to a 9-6-08 message by Bree Keyton, a young woman evangelist who had just traveled to Kenya and visited Obama's home village and what she found out about his relations with his tribal people was chilling. And his "cousin" Odinga was dreadful. She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected.

She said the current president of Kenya is a Christian. However, Obama's cousin Odinga ran aganist him and said he rigged the election and stirred up the masses to rape woman and boys, kill and burn and torture Christians, etc. until Obama contacted Condeleeza Rice and she granted Obama the right to contact Odinga and other ruling elders and he "convinced" them to stop terrorizing the Christians. Bree Keyton said the current Christian President was forced by our government (!) to "create" an office for Odinga (to make "peace") so he was made the Prime Minister (!) to make peace between the Christians and Odinga's Muslim religion!

You can read the rest HERE.  Thank you for alerting me to this great danger, jrfrench ! :D