This is the most hilarious smear I've seen yet.

[jackshoegazer]

These are my favorite excerpts...

Two days ago, I listened to a 9-6-08 message by Bree Keyton, a young woman evangelist who had just traveled to Kenya and visited Obama's home village and what she found out about his relations with his tribal people was chilling. And his "cousin" Odinga was dreadful. She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected.

She said the current president of Kenya is a Christian. However, Obama's cousin Odinga ran aganist him and said he rigged the election and stirred up the masses to rape woman and boys, kill and burn and torture Christians, etc. until Obama contacted Condeleeza Rice and she granted Obama the right to contact Odinga and other ruling elders and he "convinced" them to stop terrorizing the Christians. Bree Keyton said the current Christian President was forced by our government (!) to "create" an office for Odinga (to make "peace") so he was made the Prime Minister (!) to make peace between the Christians and Odinga's Muslim religion!

You can read the rest HERE.  Thank you for alerting me to this great danger, jrfrench ! :D

Comments

[hellocthulhu.livejournal.com]

Don't discount those warlocks, they can fuck your shit up fast. Eldritch Blast adds a d6 of magic damage every other level, and it's a ranged touch so your armor won't do you any good.

[nonbeast.livejournal.com]

O_o aside from everything else, I didn't know witches/warlocks = Muslim....

[hello-momma.livejournal.com]

How do they mention warlocks in Africa without mentioning them shrinking people's pee pees? Are you sure this isn't just the advanced solicit for Resident Evil 5?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

OMG I BET YOU'RE RIGHT!

Wait, where do the zombies come in?

[balamuthia.livejournal.com]

Wow. This would be funny if I didn't live in the south- where the chances of these asshats believing that shit is high.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I hang my head and cry.

[lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com]

I am of the minority that appreciates worlocks and considers
judaism and it's two bastard religions islam and christianity to be the 'cults'

'you can't drink blood'

see, you make one bad rule and ruin humanity forever

[irishspongie.livejournal.com]

Goshdarnit, just think how close y'all are to electing this here muslim satanist occultist witch/warlock-associating good-honest-righteous-Christian-terrorising darkie as yore president!


Oh, this definitely calls for Evil Hass. Good grief... >_<

[kdorian.livejournal.com]

That is the perfect name for that icon - cause I looked at it and thought, he's EVIL! :D

[irishspongie.livejournal.com]

I believe it's from an episode where David Knight's evil twin made an appearance. Here's the Hoff's normal positive self, by way of comparison (I call this Hass finger pistols) :D

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

What really bothers me is that the Righties who believe this crap, really think they're SO smart and the Dems are SO stupid that we would elect an actual terrorist. I think if Obama was a terrorist, we'd have figured it out, but nooooooo, he's so smooth, he's got all us Lefties BRAINWASHED.

[irishspongie.livejournal.com]

It both amuses and worries me that humour is but a statement of fact.....