Odd odds and Shakespearian weather.

Everything is completely fucked. America has committed some great cosmic sin and we are being punished.

What are the chances that TWO, count them-one-two, Category 5 hurricanes would completely ravage the U.S.? Not very fucking likely.

And this is just the beginning of hurricane season.

I'm having my own weather-related tragedy.

Remember when I got struck by lightning? Well apparently it fried out my car's computer and my car came to a shuddering stall in a Verlo Mattress Store parking lot after work this morning.

I fretted and freaked all morning until figuring out what's going on and what I have to do. Again, I will kindly accept donations.

Jacquelyn helped me find a bus route and loaned me her phone and has completely saved my ass in a million ways in this mini-drama that is my car situation.

So what are the odds of two Category 5 hurricanes hitting the States within a week of each other? About the same as being struck by lightning.

I could have used that luck to win the lottery instead. Damn it.