Have I mentioned how much I abhor lying, spying, and dishonesty?
Perhaps I've related tales of my loathing of rumor mongering and back stabbing?
Have I expounded upon my love of Truth and my adherence to honesty and integrity?
Maybe enlightened you on my feelings about freedom, particularly those of speech and privacy?
In a world where lying is the norm of communication, perhaps I have regaled you with tales of my repeated persecutions for being the lone voice of sanity and truth?
No?
Well, consider yourselves educated.
I hate people. Have I mentioned that?
I'd destroy the world to kill them all if I didn't love everyone so damned much.
Perhaps I've related tales of my loathing of rumor mongering and back stabbing?
Have I expounded upon my love of Truth and my adherence to honesty and integrity?
Maybe enlightened you on my feelings about freedom, particularly those of speech and privacy?
In a world where lying is the norm of communication, perhaps I have regaled you with tales of my repeated persecutions for being the lone voice of sanity and truth?
No?
Well, consider yourselves educated.
I hate people. Have I mentioned that?
I'd destroy the world to kill them all if I didn't love everyone so damned much.