Funny Picture?

This one stolen from realitychek:

1. Think of a word you would use to describe me.

2. Go to Google Image Search and search for that word.

3. Select the picture you see as most fitting, and post it as a reply. (Explanations are optional.) Abby's note: I would just pick the first one, but if that's not funny enough, then whatever...

4. Post this memo in your journal and prepare for your friends to confuse and horrify you.

The Meaning of Life

CHAIRMAN: ...Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.

HARRY: That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy. In the universe, there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio, as orthodox Christianity teaches. It has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

BERT: What was that about hats, again?

HARRY: Oh, uh, people aren't wearing enough.