The Meaning of Life
Oct. 26th, 2004 05:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jackshoegazerCHAIRMAN: ...Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.
HARRY: That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy. In the universe, there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio, as orthodox Christianity teaches. It has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
BERT: What was that about hats, again?
HARRY: Oh, uh, people aren't wearing enough.
HARRY: That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: people are not wearing enough hats. Two: matter is energy. In the universe, there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio, as orthodox Christianity teaches. It has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
BERT: What was that about hats, again?
HARRY: Oh, uh, people aren't wearing enough.
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Date: 2004-10-27 09:17 am (UTC)that's probably my second favorite movie of all time. the first being "ferngully: the last rainforest"
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Date: 2004-10-29 08:03 pm (UTC)i'm wearing mine in the morning and don't wanna look like a geek all by myself............... pweeeeeease wear it?
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Date: 2004-10-29 10:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-30 12:14 am (UTC)see ya there... ill be the one who's waaay tired from being up past my bedtime
~me