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Jacquelyn is making Toad in the Hole. Last week she made Bangers and Mash. Why do the Brits have such wonky names for their food? (Jacquelyn hereby requests that I add that she made vegetarian versions of these. For instance Toad was made with herbed vegetables instead of pork sausage. Almost the same thing, but not quite.)

Hamburgers should be called Cow in a Blender Sandwiches?

I would like to say I'm having an abysmal, dismal day, because it sounds cool, but it's an utter lie.

I have to go now because I think we're going to watch a movie before I have to run off to work, but I will leave you with this thought:

I am not going to Egypt until I can stay in the King's Chamber of the Great Pyramid. I want to do a long fast and meditation, capped off with three days in a sarcophagus in the King's Chamber. At the very least, I want to sleep a night in there.

Aleister Crowley got to do it on his honeymoon. Napoleon did it, but then he had just conquered Egypt, and that gives one special privileges.

I wonder if I write a letter to the Egyptian government if they'll make an exception for me.

I am pretty special, after all.

Date: 2006-03-19 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maeghanne.livejournal.com
Yes.. but if Crowley and Napoleon did it.. this probably means you have to be a total bastard to do so. You, sir, do not qualify!

Date: 2006-03-20 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackshoegazer.livejournal.com
Not everyone are total bastards. Every Egyptian High Priest had to do three days in the King's Chamber to cap off a month long fasting and meditation. They went through crazy death-rebirth scenarios in there and came out Buddhas and Magicians. That's what Jesus did to Lazarus and that's why when everyone freaked out that Lazarus was dead, J-doG was like, "Yeah, so, let's go see." Cuz he knew Lazarus was about to "wake up."

Date: 2006-03-20 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maeghanne.livejournal.com
I was just trying to compliment you.. :P

Date: 2006-03-20 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maeghanne.livejournal.com
heh? what? what's going on? where's my hat?

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