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jackshoegazerThe RUE21 store at the Johnson Creek Outlet Mall has a sale with jeans, jackets, t-shirts, and more on sale for $4 or $5 depending on the item. My God-In-Heaven, it was difficult not to walk out with half the store.
I haven't written two poems in a single day in, well, I can't ever remember doing it, actually. One was spur of the moment, the other was tweaked and edited for an hour. Any guesses which is which?
I was doing dishes this morning and one of Jacqui's plates *asploded* on me and now I have limited use of my left pinkie because part of the knuckle is in the sink somewhere. Ew. Well, maybe not. But there is a definite chunk missing. About the size of half a dime. It will leave a scar. From the scars on my hands, I will forever remember the days when a plate broke, when a beef gravy can attacked me and when I lost a pillow fight.
Yes, I have scars from a pillow fight. I think I might be the only person in the world with permanent damage from a pillow fight. Pillow fighting is pretty innocuous, except when you don't notice that there is a glass light cover between you and your target. Yeah, someone call Guinness. The records people, not the beer people.
Oh wait, they're the same people. Even better.
I just secretly ordered Chinese food for my roommate who has had a horrible day and thinks he's coming home to scrounge the fridge for old hot dogs or something. I am teh evil.
I watched The Anniversary Party and it reminded me that I love Alan Cumming and Jennifer Beals. They are terrific and should be in more movies. I would cast them as a husband/wife team of paranoid conspiracy theorists who run a bar in Laredo, Texas. Alan would smoke too much pot and make pottery in his spare time. Jennifer would smoke too many cigarettes and be very cynical of Alan's pottery. Gary Busey and Quentin Tarantino would arrive as Men In Black after Alan buys a block of clay which contains an alien fetus. Then Warwick Davis and Scarlett Johansson enter the scene, claiming to be the child's parents from a planet orbiting Sirius B, where children are implanted into clay to incubate after conception. There will be everything you need for a popular movie. Sex, drugs, violence and car chases.
I can make it a Jack Shoegazer movie! Johnny Depp would play Jack! I would call it Jack Shoegazer and the Mystery of the Clay Baby.
Yeah, that's the ticket. See you at the Oscars.
I haven't written two poems in a single day in, well, I can't ever remember doing it, actually. One was spur of the moment, the other was tweaked and edited for an hour. Any guesses which is which?
I was doing dishes this morning and one of Jacqui's plates *asploded* on me and now I have limited use of my left pinkie because part of the knuckle is in the sink somewhere. Ew. Well, maybe not. But there is a definite chunk missing. About the size of half a dime. It will leave a scar. From the scars on my hands, I will forever remember the days when a plate broke, when a beef gravy can attacked me and when I lost a pillow fight.
Yes, I have scars from a pillow fight. I think I might be the only person in the world with permanent damage from a pillow fight. Pillow fighting is pretty innocuous, except when you don't notice that there is a glass light cover between you and your target. Yeah, someone call Guinness. The records people, not the beer people.
Oh wait, they're the same people. Even better.
I just secretly ordered Chinese food for my roommate who has had a horrible day and thinks he's coming home to scrounge the fridge for old hot dogs or something. I am teh evil.
I watched The Anniversary Party and it reminded me that I love Alan Cumming and Jennifer Beals. They are terrific and should be in more movies. I would cast them as a husband/wife team of paranoid conspiracy theorists who run a bar in Laredo, Texas. Alan would smoke too much pot and make pottery in his spare time. Jennifer would smoke too many cigarettes and be very cynical of Alan's pottery. Gary Busey and Quentin Tarantino would arrive as Men In Black after Alan buys a block of clay which contains an alien fetus. Then Warwick Davis and Scarlett Johansson enter the scene, claiming to be the child's parents from a planet orbiting Sirius B, where children are implanted into clay to incubate after conception. There will be everything you need for a popular movie. Sex, drugs, violence and car chases.
I can make it a Jack Shoegazer movie! Johnny Depp would play Jack! I would call it Jack Shoegazer and the Mystery of the Clay Baby.
Yeah, that's the ticket. See you at the Oscars.
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Date: 2006-02-07 01:18 am (UTC)oh that's wonderful! Scars, like notches on belts, are markers for the journey of our life: they tell our adventures, our exploits and most importantly, our risks.
At last count I have 3 scars (not including scars from piercings): on my head (was sorta impaled on the corner of a roof briefly), my chin (fell climbing UP a slide) and my most recent scar on my elbow from falling off a cliff at the Badlands NP.
Though, that pillow story is pretty sweet...
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Date: 2006-02-07 01:25 am (UTC)I have one below my right eye from falling into a coffee table when I was 3, above my left eye from a rogue CO2 cartridge flying down the hall in 7th grade shop class, my knuckles for the aformentioned reasons, a deep gouge in my knee from getting hit by a car when I was 7, another on my calf from getting tangled in barb wire at age 8, a long, wide scar below my colar bone from a biopsy, a chunk nickel-size chunk missing from my left bicep when I got bit by a guy who started a fight with me because I made fun of the lyrics to Signs by Tesla.
Uh, yeah.
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Date: 2006-02-07 01:38 am (UTC)Blocking up the scenery...
Date: 2006-02-07 01:44 am (UTC)that is the best/retardedest/hilarioustest/awesomest thing i've heard in ages.
Re: Blocking up the scenery...
Date: 2006-02-07 01:54 am (UTC)WTF?
Never wrestle a cannibal rocker dude.
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Date: 2006-02-07 01:52 am (UTC)I was an unlucky, clumsy child :P
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Date: 2006-02-07 01:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 01:46 am (UTC)You should read the end of my movie description, I added some! It's even BETTER. Plus, Terry Gilliam would direct.
Alan has a cologne? Weird.
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Date: 2006-02-07 02:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 02:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 01:44 am (UTC)i once got my glasses broken in a pillow right and i hurt my neck badly as well. it was at my youth group's black light strobe light all night pillow fight... a bad idea in retrospect.
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Date: 2006-02-07 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 07:56 pm (UTC)nothing quite like getting seriously injured with a pillow while there are strobe lights and black lights and christian pop music is playing.
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Date: 2006-02-07 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 11:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 07:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 02:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 09:58 am (UTC)Yes.. you terrible person, you. ;)
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Date: 2006-02-07 01:45 pm (UTC)muy gigante snowballs!
A snowball's chance in hell?
BWAHAHHAHAA!
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Date: 2006-02-07 06:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 10:56 pm (UTC)