Masturbate For Peace Dot Com

[jackshoegazer]

There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

Comments

[laboli.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Can't you just hear the chorus of deep breathing in the distance. Rejoice it is the sound of peace.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

The posters are the best. This site is great. I should check if they sell bumperstickers.

[lux-et-amor.livejournal.com]

i'm disappointed that this post only received one comment.

i am pleased, however, that the website was surf blocked from me here at work :)

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I was dissapointed too. I thought the site was hilarious. When you get an unblocked computer, be sure to read all the posters.. They're the best!