Dear Santa, Gimme gimme gimme!

[jackshoegazer]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I gave antarcticlust a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I helped anubis75 see the light (93 points). In September I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In May I punched kiwikat in the arm (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (359 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, fnord777

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Comments

[sacredchao23.livejournal.com]

I like the fact that you made someone witht the screenname of Anubis see the light.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I thought that was pretty amazing myself :)

[lady-saffir.livejournal.com]

and then got 93 points for it!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Originally I only got 8 points for it, but since it was a magickal sort of deed, I changed it to a more appropriate number ;)

[antarcticlust.livejournal.com]

Actually, a dutch oven would be cool. Wait, they don't mean THAT dutch oven do they?!

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, THAT dutch oven! MWAHAHAHAAAA!

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