Inspiration?

[jackshoegazer]

Oddly enough, the Jessica Cutler "scandal" inspired me to actually start one of these much touted BLOGS.

Although, to much disapointment, I'm sure, I don't have the juicy, depraved tales of sex, sex, sex to entice you with. No raunchy anal-sex-for-money stories. Sorry folks. Actually I'm not fucking anyone right now, so for the time being my lovely audience will have to settle for the Myth of Onan.

Many terrible things happened to me today and I don't even know where to begin. So maybe I won't. Ok, maybe I'll summarize: Oh god, nevermind.

On a lighter note, I coined this analogy today to describe those who have a terribly narrow view of the World, Nature, Reality and God:

"Hi, i'm in this giant magical forest full of wonder and excitement, but I am going to sit here all day and just stare at this one little patch of grass."

Comments

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

it wasn't my constant jeremy join LJ jeremy join LJ jeremmmmmyyyy joooiiinn LJ

[antarcticlust.livejournal.com]

Whatever, it was the Universe nudging you towards me. :)

Ok, so where are those depraved tales of "sex, sex, sex!" now?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I didn't want to embarass you ;)

[antarcticlust.livejournal.com]

Yes, and it would have shown up as a "bad lj tag" because I wasn't around yet. Not for a month later. :)