A Summary

[jackshoegazer]

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[hellocthulhu.livejournal.com]

LOL @ the description of Mormonism

[nearlymay.livejournal.com]

win.

[mysterysquid.livejournal.com]

Awesome. :D

[hello-momma.livejournal.com]

Does that mean that Scientology is one of those shitty SciFi Channel original movies?

[sasha-feather.livejournal.com]

Hahah! Yes.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's called Battlefield Earth.

[tori-vixen.livejournal.com]

That was so beautiful I wept.

[joraina.livejournal.com]

I think the text is hilarious, but the links and phrases in the background of the post amuse me equally.

[wwonka666.livejournal.com]

wow... possibly the best way I've ever heard this described. But as with most religion I wonder.. where are the elves and unicorns?

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

That would be "angels" and all their heavenly host.

[dangomango.livejournal.com]

This is probably the best thing I've seen all summer :D

[kdorian.livejournal.com]

*LMAO*

[pragmatic-chimp.livejournal.com]

This is amazing! Did you write it yourself, or just find it? I'd like to show it around, but I want to give proper credit.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I just found it unfortunately :(

[fannyanns.livejournal.com]

well done, sir! well done!

having been to seminary (I'm kind of agnostic now, actually...) I can AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

this kinda sums up.... all of western history? the only thing that would make this awesomer ... is if it were an xkcd comic.

I also LOVE your icon! Jesus with a dinosaur! ("suffer the little dinosaurs to come unto me... no! just the little ones! the big ones will try to eat me! *whumpf!* too late!")

[jesuslovesbono.livejournal.com]

Jesus loves the little dinos...all the dinos of the world...

[fannyanns.livejournal.com]

JESUS LOVES ME TOO!

(I didn't get the playstation tho. not that I would actually want it. I suck at video games.)

[jesuslovesbono.livejournal.com]

That's a hilarious metaphor.
But i have to quibble with a few points:
1. The Torah is only the first five books of the Hebrew Bible/Old Testament, not the whole thing.
2. I think Islam does consider Jesus/Isa to be the Messiah the Jews had been/are looking for, albeit not God or God's Son, and still superseded by Muhammad.