Tell us, Futureman, what is the uh future like?

[jackshoegazer]

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[tobiedammit.livejournal.com]

Idiocracy has begun.

[katachthonios.livejournal.com]

Is "Ow My Balls" on yet?

[mananath.livejournal.com]

but still no flying cars.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Or meals in pill form.

[mananath.livejournal.com]

really, that's the only thing I care about.

[hello-momma.livejournal.com]

Sure, but if futureman had come back with tales of jetpacks and sex robots those guys would whip em out and play soggy biscuit over a pack of astronaut food. Now who is retarded?

[beachpsalms.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

[zas.livejournal.com]

Hey. Whoa. You can't post stuff like this!!1 I'm NOT allowed to have fun at work, don't you know? ;)

Seriously. I just made a weird muffled snorty noise trying not to laugh too loud. :D

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

YAY!!!!

[fannyanns.livejournal.com]

"dudes, sorry to disappoint...."

LOL....

[hellocthulhu.livejournal.com]

I want my flying car and cheeseburger-in-a-pill, dammit!

[girlthirteen.livejournal.com]

I really love this and am going to repost this to my tumblr. thanks! also ofmornings

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

OOh, thanks!

[marie-paris.livejournal.com]

That actually might be funny if he didn't say 'dudes'

It's just not fitting.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Ah, but he just spent however long in the Future - he's sure to have picked up the modern vernacular in order to fit in and observe.

[color-me-awake.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH what the hell is up with members of Congress updating their Twitter accounts during Obama's speach? 0_o
::facepalm:: it's funny and depressing all at once.