Oh, My God, What A Day!

[jackshoegazer]

Today was really anthropomorphized & androgynous.
I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I'm really sick. I mean REALLY sick.

I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.

I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with nothing. Absolutely nothing.

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Comments

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

did you get into harvard and yale because of your hairiness?

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

oh and why would you want to join a rating community anyway? they are dumb!!!!!!! why the hell would you wants some 13 y/o pimply face dork in training rate you? (but if you need the ego boost...you are good looking hehe

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

I actually have posted some pics to hotornot.com from time to time. Depending on the picture, I've scored between 7.5 and 9. That's not too bad ;)

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

awww you are love by little girls everywhere hehe

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Ain't it grand!

[enalia.livejournal.com]

Hahaha... that REALLY sick line popped out at me right away, and I thought, oh no! You can't get sick, you have to come visit me! Uh..then I read the rest. :) I'm glad you're not sick. :)

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Yup, I'm feeling fine :D

[moonshinekat.livejournal.com]

oh god i'm so pathetically slow sometimes

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

GRIN