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jackshoegazerMy son, Ethan is doing one of those annoying fundraising projects for school, the kind that are catalog-based and where you can earn prizes depending on how much you sell. I was always awful at those, living in rural Indiana with no neighbors and having parents who didn't look at my homework let alone anything exracurricular.
It's time to make up for my prepubescent captitalist deficiencies! I'm helping Ethan pimp out his wares, because in this particular case the prize for 120 points is an Xbox 360. Ethan wants an Xbox 360 more than most things, but it's honestly out of our price range until well after Christmas, so for the hell of it we're going to try and get one the old-fashioned way: win one!
Here's how you can help: If you're interested in ordering any of the following, send me an e-mail at glacialerratic@gmail.com. For every candy item, Ethan gets one point. For every magazine subscription, he gets two. If you've been thinking about renewing a magazine, consider doing it through us- Cherokee Middle School in Madison, Wisconsin, will thank you. And so will Ethan.
I'm listing items of potential interest to my reading demographic, but if there's something you don't see that you'd like, just ask! We only have two weeks to participate, so think fast!
Magazines
The've literally got just about everything (even the obscure hobby titles, like "Armchair General") listed, but here's a tiny sample. Ask and ye shall receive!
SNACKS
These are all $5 (usually 6-8oz)
Chocolate peanuts
Malted milk balls
Caramel corn
Gummy bears
Frosted mini cookies
Raspberry gummies
Chocoate covered pretzels
Sharp cheddar snack spread
Smokey bacon snack spread
Jalapeno snack spread
Delux mixed nuts with peanuts
Rainforest cashew halves
Cajun style beef summer sausage
Beef summer sausage
Pecan jamborees
Nonpariels
Walnut fudge clusters
Chocolate raisins
Peanut caramel clusters
Sour neon worms
Old-time caramels
Fruit jelly slices
Sweet berry mix (snack mix with nuts and banana chips)
It's time to make up for my prepubescent captitalist deficiencies! I'm helping Ethan pimp out his wares, because in this particular case the prize for 120 points is an Xbox 360. Ethan wants an Xbox 360 more than most things, but it's honestly out of our price range until well after Christmas, so for the hell of it we're going to try and get one the old-fashioned way: win one!
Here's how you can help: If you're interested in ordering any of the following, send me an e-mail at glacialerratic@gmail.com. For every candy item, Ethan gets one point. For every magazine subscription, he gets two. If you've been thinking about renewing a magazine, consider doing it through us- Cherokee Middle School in Madison, Wisconsin, will thank you. And so will Ethan.
I'm listing items of potential interest to my reading demographic, but if there's something you don't see that you'd like, just ask! We only have two weeks to participate, so think fast!
The website is up, so you can go to www.4schoolsonline.com, enter school code 143400, and when you check out click "PARKER, EHTAN" for the student to credit (yes, his name is spelled wrong!)
Magazines
The've literally got just about everything (even the obscure hobby titles, like "Armchair General") listed, but here's a tiny sample. Ask and ye shall receive!
US News 53 Issues/$20 or 40 Issues/$15
Real Simple $29
Time 28 Issues/$20 or 56 Issues $34
Entertainment Weekly 28 Issues/$15
Cooking Light $18
Sports Illustrated $20
The Economist $129
Mac Addict $15
Wired $24
EGM $20
Bon Appetit $18
Vegetarian Times $18
Health $14
Men's Health $25
Mental Floss $22
American Photo $13
MAD $24
Organic Gardening $20
Bride's $15
GQ $15
Harper's Bazaar $15
Lucky $15
Nursing 2007 $28
Vogue $20
Atlantic Monthly $25
The New Yorker $47
Mother Jones $15
National Geographic $29
Backpacker $20
Ranger Rick $20
Real Simple $29
Time 28 Issues/$20 or 56 Issues $34
Entertainment Weekly 28 Issues/$15
Cooking Light $18
Sports Illustrated $20
The Economist $129
Mac Addict $15
Wired $24
EGM $20
Bon Appetit $18
Vegetarian Times $18
Health $14
Men's Health $25
Mental Floss $22
American Photo $13
MAD $24
Organic Gardening $20
Bride's $15
GQ $15
Harper's Bazaar $15
Lucky $15
Nursing 2007 $28
Vogue $20
Atlantic Monthly $25
The New Yorker $47
Mother Jones $15
National Geographic $29
Backpacker $20
Ranger Rick $20
SNACKS
These are all $5 (usually 6-8oz)
Chocolate peanuts
Malted milk balls
Caramel corn
Gummy bears
Frosted mini cookies
Raspberry gummies
Chocoate covered pretzels
Sharp cheddar snack spread
Smokey bacon snack spread
Jalapeno snack spread
Delux mixed nuts with peanuts
Rainforest cashew halves
Cajun style beef summer sausage
Beef summer sausage
Pecan jamborees
Nonpariels
Walnut fudge clusters
Chocolate raisins
Peanut caramel clusters
Sour neon worms
Old-time caramels
Fruit jelly slices
Sweet berry mix (snack mix with nuts and banana chips)
