Junk DNA

Sometimes, I need to write junk before I get started writing "for real."  Usually I junk the primer text, but I figured I'd keep it for posterity.  Here's today's junk:

"Last night I won a gibberish contest for saying, “Hamsnibblefunqui: ztonicfooschnick enlickin – yam, gmocktootlickin boo nickinflick.”  I thought the guy who  tried to explain libertarianism should have won, but he only placed second."