Phthhaphth's phtherriphic!

If gh is pronounced P in hiccough...
and ough is pronounced O in dough...
and phth is pronounced T in phthisis...
and eigh is pronounced A in neighbour...
and tte is pronounced T in gazette...
and eau is pronounced O in plateau...

...then it should be possible to spell 'potato' as ghoughphtheightteeau.


(stolen from die_olsen_twins in absurdgibberish)