Sep. 13th, 2005

Go Penis!

Sep. 13th, 2005 12:08 am
jackshoegazer: (Fnord Chao Baby Devil Angel)
This is the best sex-ed video ever. It's a Planned Parenthood commercial that was banned in Canada of all places. I don't know why, it's relatively harmless, not raunchy, just funny. Anyway, watch it :)
jackshoegazer: (Fnord Chao Baby Devil Angel)
These are lovely!


They're really sort of the 1950's Tarot, but I didn't name them. I'd like to get them, soley for the fact I love the art style.
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01. "Gastrointestinal" was the first word that popped into my head when I thought, "What is the first word that is going to pop in my head when I write this meme?"

02. I worked in a convenience store and routinely convinced people to quit smoking cigarettes. I didn't care if they smoked anything else.

03. I have a little headache.

04. I want to have a hat collection, but the Universe won't let me. I can only find a hat I really like when I get rid of my old hat. The same goes for necklaces.

05. Is it any wonder I turned out the way I did when the favorite male celebrities of my youth were Jon Cryer, John Cusak and Weird Al Yankovic.

06. When I can't sleep, I put my head at the other end of the bed and I fall asleep instantly.

07. I don't remember when I found out about Santa and all that and I don't remember my first shave either.

08. I've wanted to be a writer since I was 7 years old. Except for the brief period in 4th grade when I wanted to be a geography teacher.

09. At the same age, I decided I wanted to retire to a manor on Loch Ness, write books and watch for Nessie.

10. I used to think I was the ugliest person ever.

11. Sometimes I forget which is left and which is right. I once argued that California was on the east coast.

12. My first concert was NIRVANA in October of 1993. Jawbreaker and Mudhoney opened.

13. I wore skirts in high school sometimes.

14. My son was born two days after I turned 18.

15. At a rave in Detroit, someone once told me, "You be the dancinest muthafucka up in this place."

16. A witch told me I was Jim Morrison in my past life.

17. My grades went UP after I started smoking pot at the age of 16.

18. My hair has been every color of the rainbow, except fluffy-bunny, cottony-pillow, fresh-snow white.

19. I got a post card from Isaac Asimov.

20. People have called me weird since I was three. If they called me weird before that, I don't remember it.
jackshoegazer: (Fnord Chao Baby Devil Angel)
I made this little gif from a vintage absinthe advertisment.

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I can't seem to get it small enough to use as an user pic though. Pooh. Otherwise, I like it. His expressions are great.

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