Almost But Not Quite

Fifth Circle of the Pentagon Sealed
otherworldly daemons once again contained


America's central military command and eternal prison of the ancient Soggoth — a variety of daemon with unspeakable capacity for evil — was not sufficiently damaged in the attacks to rupture the fifth, innermost circle of the building. But American engineers and wizards felt that a rapid rebuilding of the four outer circles of eternal containment be reconnected — thus completing the Five Circles of Isis and preventing the Soggoth's escape. With the Soggoth contained, the continuation of the American military's control of the underworld, black magic, and of evil itself is all but assured.
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Bill Hicks and Satan

Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me."

Today is...

13 January
St Veronica's Day.

Veronica was the owner of vera iconica, or the true image of Christ's face imprinted upon a veil kept and venerated in Old St Peter's in Rome since 1011 AD. The legend says that Veronica rushed forward to wipe the brow of Jesus as he dragged the cross towards Calvary. The relic was supposed to have cured the emperor Tiberius. It is said to be somewhere in the Vatican, but the Pope isn't telling, and there is no photograph available. A copy made in 1617, when the image was already faint, is kept in the Hofburg Palace in Vienna.

This has gone around before, but I never took it.

You Are From Neptune

You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability. You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea. Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion. You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone. If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything.

What Planet Are You From?

I wish this was a joke, but it's not and funny anyway.

SATAN SHEETS

Jan 11 2005

Hotelier exorcises devil-worshipper Crowley's old bed
By Michaela Banks

A HOTEL bed which belonged to devil-worshipper Aleister Crowley is to be exorcised.

The white witch who will conduct the ceremony to stop strange happenings disturbing guests says the ritual will be 'the ultimate battle between good and evil'.
Andy Pavitt, owner of the Steadings Hotel, near Inverness, inherited the bed and other furniture belonging to the notorious Satanist from the previous owners.
They also owned nearby Boleskine House, where Crowley, who lived there early last century, claimed to have conducted an elaborate sex magic ritual which drove a housemaid mad and left the house haunted.

Now Andy, 40, has called in Kevin Carlyon, High Priest of White Witches, to conduct a 'cleansing ceremony'.

Kevin says he will time the 30--minute exorcism for the full moon on January 25.
He said: 'It is almost like trying to exorcise Satan himself. Crowley has such a reputation that it will be the ultimate battle between good and evil.'
Along with Crowley's bed, the hotel has a child's bed, a three-piece suite and a portrait from Boleskine.

Andy said: 'The room with Crowley's bed always has a very strong musty smell.
'We had it checked for damp and there isn't any. A couple of times we have had people saying they woke up because they felt moving or shaking.
'My wife, Caroline, doesn't like being in the room with the child's bed and the picture. She says even if she puts the heating on it feels cold.'

Crowley died penniless and addicted to heroin in 1947. From the 1970s to 1990s, Boleskine was owned by Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page.